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motodraconis ([personal profile] motodraconis) wrote2013-07-01 09:20 pm

Los Angeles - the return!

The last few days in Los Angeles were pretty hot, with the temperature getting up to the 80's and then the 90's. Naturally, these were the days when I decided to do the most walking. But on the plus side, I did get to Tatooine!

Tatooine



However, on my first day, it was more balmy and in the 20's and I got up early to go to Venice Beach to see the freak show, but it being closed in the morning I ended up walking to Santa Monica to kill some time. Now, I recall, the last time I was there, it seemed to be somewhat lacking in gorgeous beach bunny girls and stripped to the waist hunks (as I complained about last year.) However, this time was different, perhaps because I was there so early?

Ring swing - Santa Monica beach

Nowt like a bit of early morning brachiation! But actually, it's pretty difficult stuff, so I was suitably impressed.

Ring swing - Santa Monica beach

Even wee kids were getting in on the act...

Boy on the Santa Monica Beach

A little less ripped, but still an impressive feat, or indeed, impressive feet.

Tightrope walking

There was still a lack of bikini-clad babes, even with a volley-ball tournament in full swing, it seemed to be mostly chaps. (Bad luck.)

Back at the conference, I made friends with two lovely ladies, who procured tickets for us to see Robert Plant, who happened to be playing at the Shrine...

The Shrine Auditorium

...a gigantic auditorium right by our hotel and the conference.

Robert Plant

Robert Plant

Since it was all a bit last minute, we ended up on the balcony, hence the grainy photographs, but bloody hell - he can still sing! When he belted out "Whole lotta love" I got a bit choked up. What a wonderful, unexpected bonus, cheers Elisabetta for snaffling that ticket for me (and buying me beer and all - spoiled!)

Robert Plant

The conference itself featured an android Philip K Dick. When I first saw this thing sitting in the darkened auditorium, I did think it was a real person, albeit, a speaker with disabilities, perhaps a paralysis that kept him rigid and limited his facial expressions. Even after seeing that it was an android, every time I wandered past and caught sight of him out of the corner of my eye, my first thought was that it was a real person. Spooky. We were encouraged to touch his face. The skin had been designed to have the same water content as real skin, and the effect was just like touching human flesh. Cold dead skin, but still skin. Gah.

Philip K Dick Android

Flashing LEDs. Just like Data. Can't be an android without flashing LEDs!

Philip K Dick Android

Handily, the conference and hotel were also right next to the Natural History Museum, where I got to see butterflies...

Butterfly house LA

...dinosaurs...

Dinosaurs!

...and a whale with legs!

Whale with legs.

On the last day of the conference, I bounded up to E, L and R and basically acted like an excitable child until they agreed to go and see the Endeavour with me, again, pretty much on the doorstep of the conference. The Endeavour... the fucking Endeavour!

Endeavor

It has a really odd, strangely textured fuselage.

Endeavor

Wooah! Space-tech-gasm!

Endeavor

And we got to see a space toilet with sucky-sucky tubes and strap-in foot pedals.

Space Bog

Smoggy view of LA (as seen from Tatooine.)

LA view

Hummingbirds...

Humming bird in LA

Ooooh! Messages IN THE SKY!

Letters in the sky

My last trip of LA was a bus ride to Glendale to see Forest Lawn "we-don't-call-it-a-cemetery it's a Memorial Garden."

I'd seen this on the television the night before, as a little known local attraction, and resolved to go to it instead of the Getty Museum. Yes, I know the Getty museum is amazing, but I didn't travel halfway across the world to see the sort of European artefacts that I could see (and have seen) in the British Museum, The Louvre, the State Hermitage Museum in St Petersberg or indeed, in their original habitats inside European stately homes and palaces. I'd much rather (while in the US) see something more intrinsically, idiosyncratically American - like a Death Theme Park.

Forest lawn was the dreamchild of Dr. Hubert Eaton, who wanted to create "a great park devoid of misshapen monuments and other signs of earthly death, but filled with towering trees, sweeping lawns, splashing fountains, beautiful statuary, and ... memorial architecture" He built a museum and commissioned replicas of all of Michelangelo's sculptures...

Repro Michaelangelo

David in Los Angeles

With the worthy intention of bringing free art to the masses...

Forest Lawn Memorial Park

...presumably all those masses who were not black, Jewish or Chinese, who were refused burial in this grand park for many decades, hmmm...

David in Los Angeles

Thankfully, that prohibition has now been overturned, so time to enjoy the THEMEPARK OF DEATH!

Stained glass version of the Last Supper,

StainedGlass Last Supper

The Birth of Liberty Mosaic - the largest historical mosaic in the US (apparently) or perhaps just the largest mosaic featuring the Signing of the Declaration of Independence.

Birth of Liberty Mosaic

Washington...

Washington

The Court of Freedom - presided over by Jefferson?

Court of Freedom.

...ironically walled off to visitors. Only paying patrons of the cemetery may have access to freedom.

Forest Lawn Memorial Park

This place is weird...

Crushing a frog!

...which is exactly what I wanted!

And finally, a "Bacon Old Fashioned." A bourbon on the rocks with er... a strip of bacon thrown in. Cos everything is better with bacon!

The Bacon Old Fashioned

More on flickr though I'd be surprised if anyone wanted to wade through it.

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[personal profile] jinty 2013-07-02 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've been really liking your photos this time round - I do anyway but more so this time.

[identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Cheers! Anything in particular you like, so I know I'm on the right track?
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[personal profile] jinty 2013-07-02 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's partly that I'm a sucker for the sort of thing you've got in your top photo of Tattooine - very blue sky, tattered edges of frame. You've used that effect in a few pictures (eg wolfman) and I do like it.

[identity profile] crazycrone.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, these photos are super-good. I think that's George Washington 'presiding', though.
BTW,did you know there's a Glass opera about Muybridge, THE PHOTOGRAPHER?
It must be a pretty minor work, though. Gotta admit I've never heard it.

[identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's Washington in the first pic, but the guy behind the walls of Freedom I couldn't get close to. Wikipedia says it's Jefferson? (I'd read that there was supposed to be a Lincoln statue there but it seemed confusing as the attire seemed wrong.) Amended now for clarity.

Muybridge had a rather colourful personal life, good opera potential! If it ever crops up at the ENO I'll go and see it, though the Disney opera was vocally a bit dull.

[identity profile] vampyresheep.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
lovely photos, as usual. Looks like you got to see a bit more of LA this time.

[identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I saw loads last time too, but I did see different stuff this time. LA is huge and there is loads to see.

Having said that, I am feeling a bit exhausted by it, and would rather prefer to do to a different US city next time!

Robert Plant

[identity profile] eharris.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
is a legend! I was about to type that I have a recent album of his, and thought I'd better check. It's was Dreamland from 2002! Time flies when you're having fun, eh?

Other comments:

Fab photos!

I suspect the yellow warning labels on the rocket motor say something like "Caution: This surface hot when in use"? ;-)

Did you, seriously, get a bourbon with bacon in it? That's just nuts!

Re: Robert Plant

[identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com 2013-07-02 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hur! Sounds pretty recent to me, maybe I should get it.

I've tweaked the settings on flickr so you can view large sizes now, apparently, on the rocket it says "Caution Do not crush insulation." (!)

As for the bourbon, I was enjoying a beer called Doghead crabnuts or somesuch, and saw the guy next to me on the bar having the "Bacon Old Fashioned," so I had to get one of my own. I did drink it all, and ate the bacon!
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[personal profile] shermarama 2013-07-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Brachiation! Dinosaurs! Spaceships! Androids! Booze and bacon combos! David looking judgey about the racism! So many awesome things in this post, and awesome photos of them. My favourite, however, is definitely the child climbing the apparently infinite sky-rope.

[identity profile] motodraconis.livejournal.com 2013-07-03 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That lil' kid was pretty impressive, he was already a fair way off the ground by the time I'd fumbled for my camera. No doubt he'll be brachiating himself in a few years.